moulahn:

dare2b-abnormal:

The first thing I’m gonna do when my son/daughter comes out of my wife’s vagina.

(via fattynunchucks)




it’s time to delete, cancel, unsubscribe, unfollow, ex out, leave, turn off the fone, isolate, and breathe

just be by myself

take hands off the keyword, exit out

deep breathe in, close your eyes

and focus on the next 5 minutes


the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the-vegan-muser:
you-make-it-happenxx:

Everyone who reblogs this post will get their URL written in this book by me!

I am actually writing them down.
i feel like this is history in the making, i had to reblog this haha


Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the-vegan-muser:

you-make-it-happenxx:

Everyone who reblogs this post will get their URL written in this book by me!

I am actually writing them down.

i feel like this is history in the making, i had to reblog this haha

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.


death-by-lulz:

pleatedjeans:

“So my parents thought this would be funny this Christmas”

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

(via jjc2488-deactivated20130723)




maryrox27:

Progresooo! ♥

maryrox27:

Progresooo! ♥

(via jambajux)


shaniquadontplay:

WHOOP THERE IT IS HAHA THAT’S MY FAVORITE PART

(via the-perks-of-being-a-bi-kid)